• Human brain is an unique bastard. It silences its conscience for all the sins, but holds the other person accountable for what they did, planned to do, what they could do and even what they never did

• I striked out the the word impossible from my dictionary. Subsequently the words easy and shortcut were also lost…

• Friendship is not built with a deck of cards with lie written all over it

• Be more concerned with your conscience than your character, Coz character is built only after you answer your conscience. What matters is what you think of yourself

And the older ones that I have published before:

• Life is a ‘tug of war’ between truth and facts. Your Fact is your truth and my fact is my truth Now when facts differ. truth differs and that’s where the mother of all problems arises !! But what prevails is the actual Truth and Fact (that everyone sees in a different light )…

• Human brain is the most outstanding thing, actually its the most dreadful criminal in itself. It makes you do things based on your perceptions and acts on the reflexes of past, yet it helps you convince yourself that you are fresh every morning, sacred and free from all that has happened in the past !!

• Entrepreneurs are the riders of Storm who venture out into troubled waters to bring glory to their land!

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• Love is .. Santa Claus for adults.. we know it doesn’t exist but we don’t stop believing in the illusion !

• “Girls like you are dime a dozen and I got a nickel to splurge” !!

• Be closer wid some1 who makes you happy. But be much closer wid some1 who can’t be happy without You

• Love is a bird; U hold it tightly, It dies! If you hold it lightly, it flies! U hold it nicely, it shits in ur hands! So forget love; Better Flirt

• Relationships r precious dont take them for granted, Its sad but true that the worst pain in life is when someone u know turns into someone u knew

• Its so hurting when someone becomes priority in your life but finally you get to know that you were just an option in their life

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• Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – beer in one hand – chicken in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ‘WOO HOO, What a Ride!!!

• Call no man unhappy, until he is married

• $ tip from my mother: if you wait long enough, you’ll find you don’t want it anymore! (Via @Sensonize)

• Never argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

• I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best – source

• If I had a nickel for every stupid thing I’ve ever said … I could quit work

• if I had a nickel for every time I act stupid I wud be BROKE

• the universe is made of stories, not atoms

• Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

• When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $4.95 a minute

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• Girl: You know I had a fantastic outing, night out with friends, movie and this this this person was there. = Loser, you asked me out and I went with them (Jealous?)

• I am so excited I am going to meet my cousins. Its been 10 years since they shifted to US. = [I am going on a foreign trip]

• What is the best tool to do xyz … = Yeah go ahead and tell me what you use; I will prove m smarter than you!

• Scrap: Not seen you since long? Where have you been? = When the hell are you returning my BOOK!

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• Goals are dreams with deadline

• “To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything, and your heart will certainly be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact, you must give your heart to no one, not even to an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements; lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket- safe, dark, motionless, airless–it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable.”

• “LIFE is a dream and death is just a wakeup call” – Kriginal

• I would love to change the world, But they won’t give me the source code
  

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Deeds not words shall speak for me !

Got more good titles / quotes? Drop me a comment below:

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One very amusing feature with Gtalk (google talk- IM Messenger) is the status messages. Though we had these in Yahoo IM aswell, the Gtalk status messages is the most widely used. 1. coz it allows links 2. it is more readable to the people we are chatting to 3. it makes even the longest of quotes easily readable in the small space provided 4. its easy to change the status message without opening any settings page or a new window.

Some of my recent status messages are:

1. “Depression is the inability to construct a future” (as you see in the image above) – how true, If you have ever been in depression you would certainly understand this.

2. I smile because I have no other option

I will add more as I get them, Feel free to post yours below (and dare you copy mine)

Update:

ok a few more:

3. “The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”

4. “In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.” – (i guess this is what Late Shree Dhirubhai Ambani said)

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