• Love is .. Santa Claus for adults.. we know it doesn’t exist but we don’t stop believing in the illusion !

• “Girls like you are dime a dozen and I got a nickel to splurge” !!

• Be closer wid some1 who makes you happy. But be much closer wid some1 who can’t be happy without You

• Love is a bird; U hold it tightly, It dies! If you hold it lightly, it flies! U hold it nicely, it shits in ur hands! So forget love; Better Flirt

• Relationships r precious dont take them for granted, Its sad but true that the worst pain in life is when someone u know turns into someone u knew

• Its so hurting when someone becomes priority in your life but finally you get to know that you were just an option in their life

• Goals are dreams with deadline

• “To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything, and your heart will certainly be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact, you must give your heart to no one, not even to an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements; lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket- safe, dark, motionless, airless–it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable.”

• “LIFE is a dream and death is just a wakeup call” – Kriginal

• I would love to change the world, But they won’t give me the source code
  

{Picked up from my gtalk friends list; If you have any more do comment below}

One very amusing feature with Gtalk (google talk- IM Messenger) is the status messages. Though we had these in Yahoo IM aswell, the Gtalk status messages is the most widely used. 1. coz it allows links 2. it is more readable to the people we are chatting to 3. it makes even the longest of quotes easily readable in the small space provided 4. its easy to change the status message without opening any settings page or a new window.

Some of my recent status messages are:

1. “Depression is the inability to construct a future” (as you see in the image above) – how true, If you have ever been in depression you would certainly understand this.

2. I smile because I have no other option

I will add more as I get them, Feel free to post yours below (and dare you copy mine)

Update:

ok a few more:

3. “The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”

4. “In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.” – (i guess this is what Late Shree Dhirubhai Ambani said)

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