Gtalk Quotes / One Liners for the month #April 2009

  • Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – beer in one hand – chicken in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ‘WOO HOO, What a Ride!!!
  • Call no man unhappy, until he is married 😛
  • $ tip from my mother: if you wait long enough, you’ll find you don’t want it anymore! (Via @Sensonize)
  • Never argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
  • I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best – source
  • If I had a nickel for every stupid thing I’ve ever said … I could quit work
  • if I had a nickel for every time I act stupid I wud be BROKE
  • the universe is made of stories, not atoms
  • Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
  • When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $4.95 a minute

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2 thoughts on “Gtalk Quotes / One Liners for the month #April 2009

  1. says

    Hmmm ….
    All one-liners are bold enough to be commented.

    But this one will not be spared 🙁
    “Call no man unhappy, until he is married”

    I think its typo mistake 🙂
    “Call no women unhappy, until she is married”