DevD Gtalk Quotes / SMS Messages – Special Edition

2009 seems to be DevD season … I am reading all kinds of heartbroken Gtalk Status messages / SMS around me …

  • Love is .. Santa Claus for adults.. we know it doesn’t exist but we don’t stop believing in the illusion !
  • “Girls like you are dime a dozen and I got a nickel to splurge” !!
  • Be closer wid some1 who makes you happy. But be much closer wid some1 who can’t be happy without You
  • Love is a bird; U hold it tightly, It dies! If you hold it lightly, it flies! U hold it nicely, it shits in ur hands! So forget love; Better Flirt 🙂
  • Relationships r precious dont take them for granted, Its sad but true that the worst pain in life is when someone u know turns into someone u knew
  • Its so hurting when someone becomes priority in your life but finally you get to know that you were just an option in their life

Gtalk Quotes / One Liners for the month #April 2009

  • Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – beer in one hand – chicken in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ‘WOO HOO, What a Ride!!!
  • Call no man unhappy, until he is married 😛
  • $ tip from my mother: if you wait long enough, you’ll find you don’t want it anymore! (Via @Sensonize)
  • Never argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
  • I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best – source
  • If I had a nickel for every stupid thing I’ve ever said … I could quit work
  • if I had a nickel for every time I act stupid I wud be BROKE
  • the universe is made of stories, not atoms
  • Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
  • When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $4.95 a minute

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