- I DON’T HAVE ATTITUDE PROBLEM! YOU HAVE PERCEPTION PROBLEM!
- Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – beer in one hand – chicken in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ‘WOO HOO, What a Ride!!!
- Call no man unhappy, until he is married 😛
- $ tip from my mother: if you wait long enough, you’ll find you don’t want it anymore! (Via @Sensonize)
- Never argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
- I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best – source
- If I had a nickel for every stupid thing I’ve ever said … I could quit work
- if I had a nickel for every time I act stupid I wud be BROKE
- the universe is made of stories, not atoms
- Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
- When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $4.95 a minute